Hoenie

A hoenie is a hoe or multiple hoes (hoenies) you have on your roster

My hoenie hasnt texted me back! I’m so bored, I might hop on wizz and get a new hoenie.

by sillibilli June 27, 2023

Hoeni

Your name is phoenix and your doing that tik too trend where you take the first and last letter out of your name.
Also known as a majestic bird c:

Person: look at this tik too trend, why don't you try it!

Phoenix: searches up they name. Nothing? That's unfair :(

let them be found out :))

by iiAlvxkz March 3, 2021

Hoesies

Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.

"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"

by hoesie July 17, 2020

hoenerd

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

Post Drinking Hornies

A medical condition (not-yet-scientifically classified) whereby a person gets unusually horny following an epic drinking binge. Side effects include an uncontrollable desire for coitus and/or masturbation. This phenomenon is particularly unusual because the patient is generally suffering simultaneously from the normal side effects of overindulging in alcohol consumption.

One possible explanation for this is that the body is releasing large quantities of testosterone / growth hormones in an effort to heal the body from the effects of partying. This can also be referred to in short as PDH.

You go on a bachelor party vacation to Cabo San Lucus or Las Vegas. Say you drink Thursday-Saturday night non-stop. On Sunday, and possibly even Monday, you may feel extremely horny. This is what is referred to as "The Post Drinking Hornies".

by Water Bison July 23, 2013

Hoenips

A prostitutes nipples.
Someone with nipples like a hooker.

That stripper had definite hoenips they scared me.

by Tits McGee and Dick Mcgoo June 28, 2014

Hoeni

Best/coolest person you will ever meet

Person 1: have you seen hoeni he is sooo cool
Person 2: yeah I know right

by Ya boy biscuit April 10, 2020