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poecrastinating 

when one puts off writing or saying dope poetry.
you put those new lines down yet?

naw dawg I's bin poecrastinating...
poecrastinating by Colin D Campbell December 15, 2007

telecrastinating 

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
*phone rings twice*
"why aren't you picking up?!"
"I'm telecrastinating"
telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009

Hoecrastinating 

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.
"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."
Hoecrastinating by penisshakes November 26, 2019
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026