Hoe-in'
Hoe-in' by MDBCOLONEL November 16, 2016
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hoe-in-law
R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.
R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun
hoe-in-law by Tru Realist June 10, 2016
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Hoe In The Road by Queenie P.B.F.H. October 22, 2014
Hoe in red
A woman that found out that red is then most attractive color and always wears red head to toe everyday. They were normal before hand and worn a variety of colors but they suddenly switched all their pallet to red in a desperate attempt to subtly seduce men. These hoes usually go the extra mile, looking up “How to be sexually attractive” “how to get a big butt” or “how to get bigger boobs” on google.
Melissa: *Wearing a red shirt, a red hoodie, a red bra, a red ribbon, red underwear, red socks, red shoes, red bracelets, red earrings, red earbuds, red iPhone case, red pants, red necklace, red purse, red makeup, red phone wallpaper, and red hair*
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
Guy: She’s such a hoe in red!
Guy 2: I bet she even has red Pubic hairs!
Hoe in red by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022
hoe in denial
A female that has sex with a lot of guys and denies it or acts innocent when asked about her hoe tendencies .
Stacey has sex with 4 guys in one day ..
Lauren : "Stacey I heard you screwed 4 guys in the same frat today ! "
Stacey : *crying* "Everyone's always calling me a hoe ! It was only 4 guys and I used protection. "
Lauren : "Damn you're a hoe in denial dude . "
Lauren : "Stacey I heard you screwed 4 guys in the same frat today ! "
Stacey : *crying* "Everyone's always calling me a hoe ! It was only 4 guys and I used protection. "
Lauren : "Damn you're a hoe in denial dude . "
hoe in denial by Coolie June 12, 2016
Hoe-In-Training
Girl in early to mid teen years, often seen hanging out with trashy guys, dressing like a slut and eating junk food while watching tiktok. Have extreme self-entitlement.
Craig: "Did you see that girl in the leggings, she's cute!"
Greg: "Ignore her, she's a Hoe-In-Training..."
Greg: "Ignore her, she's a Hoe-In-Training..."
Hoe-In-Training by gaberino1337 January 6, 2022
Hoe in theory
Hoe in theory by Kurb43 February 26, 2017
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