Hoe Disease 

Hoe disease is when a person has multiple friends of the gender/genders they are attracted to. The brain will pick one of the friends and decided with no warning to develop a crush for them. Depending on the case some people might tell the person other won’t. Almost everyone has experienced this. This is completely normal and nothing to be ashamed of.

Me: I like you
Them: why?
Me: I’ve caught a case of hoe disease
Them: cool

Hoe Disease by We all have hoe disease May 23, 2019

Mad hoe disease 

A hoe who is upset when someone dates their ex and situations where one usually gets mad but mad hoes over react

Just because Allison dated your ex don't try to fight her. You must have mad hoe disease or something

Mad hoe disease by Duh_hydrated October 9, 2014

Mad Hoe Disease 

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat

Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease

Mad Hoe Disease by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019