hodack

a piece of shit hanging from your asshole.
also known as dingle berries.

hey! check out that hodack hanging from his ass
brianna youre such a dingle berry

by anonymous989 September 10, 2007

HODAC

Hand On DA Cock : When you are in such a state of sexual despair that there is no other option to pick up a guy at a bar than to slowly move your hand towards his genital parts. It usually happens under a table while seating but has been seen happening in a more straightforward way, standing at the bar.

N.: "Remember that night at the Duke? I saw you leaving with some girl, what happened?"
J.:"Well... I was going for Plan A, but Plan B showed her true colors. What else are you supposed to do when a girl HODACs you?"

by CrazyBenji May 11, 2016

Hodak

1. (a) To prepare for a weather event that never really happens, usually presented as calamitous in scope. (b) To greatly exaggerate a meteorological event.

2. (generalization) To cause undue panic, usually on an epic scale.

3. The act or instance of Hodaking.

Gary prepared for death by the oncoming monsoon, but it turned out he was just being Hodaked.

by Rufus_T_Firefly May 8, 2012

Hodacity

The aggressive boldness or daring of a ho.

I could not believe the woman's hodacity in demanding a late night ride home from the airport without notice.

by NateF April 4, 2009

Hodachuck

A small orange haired beast said to run wild on the bluffs of the St. Croix River Valley.

"That Hodachuck just killed the majority of my livestock!"

by meat on my feet February 23, 2010

hojack

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.

Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.

by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008

hodacity

The extreme boldness of a ho.

I could not believe the hodacity displayed by that woman as she assumed that I would drop everything and pick her up from the airport.

by psg190 April 3, 2009