A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017
Get the Hocus Potus mug.Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.
by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015
Get the hocus pocus alimagocus mug.by pockets June 21, 2003
Get the hocus pocus mug.The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"
by Rick Fever June 19, 2007
Get the Hocus Pocus Bitch mug.The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).
Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
Get the Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer mug.When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.
by Jack Squat January 27, 2005
Get the Hocus Pocus mug.The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
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