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hockeyfarsan 

Hockeyfarsan is a big beta. He misses school to play ranked league of legends being heartstuck in silver 3. His main is ADC but inside he is a babus wannebe and plays AD Sion top.
Bro I played with a Hockeyfarsan yesterday, such a troll.
hockeyfarsan by YouRNaCl April 5, 2022
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hockeydawg 

Someone who thinks there good at hockey, but actually sucks really bad. In other words, they suck ass at hockey.
That bobby kid is such a hockeydawg, he doesnt belong on the ice.
hockeydawg by mastereditor January 5, 2009

Hockeyman 

One who STILL plays hockey regardless of age! Must have a seriously nice azz & look good in a pair of skates.......PERIOD! ;) Checking & boarding, just for fun, also required.
--d-- is, fer sure, a Hockeyman! ;)
Sounds pretty familiar, eh? lol
Hockeyman by Flyersgirl4eva February 28, 2005

hockeybag 

A maneuver during the sexual act of fingerbang.

While the male's fingers are in the female, he also grabs her hair, then proceeds to lift her up by the vagina and hair, and toss her into a wall.

Hockey players are well known for tossing their bags; and domestic violence.
Man: Hey woman. I play hockey. I like fighting and sex.

Woman: I'm somehow attracted to that. Come over later and you can hockeybag me.
A person who nefs or butts in to every conversation
Jon: Hey did you see that movie Bill?
hoeyfag: nefnefnefnefnefnefnefnef
Bill: Damn hoeyfag
Hoeyfag by LulzingonFire August 4, 2009

hankeyfag 

1.) A diabolical homosexual clown who is always in search of big butts to fuck. He wears a veil and only half of his face is painted.

2.) someone displaying the properties of such a gay clown
Hankeyfag limped slowly, pondering where his next anal meal might come from.
hankeyfag by lenox January 20, 2004