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hockeyfarsan 

Hockeyfarsan is a big beta. He misses school to play ranked league of legends being heartstuck in silver 3. His main is ADC but inside he is a babus wannebe and plays AD Sion top.
Bro I played with a Hockeyfarsan yesterday, such a troll.
hockeyfarsan by YouRNaCl April 5, 2022

hockeydawg 

Someone who thinks there good at hockey, but actually sucks really bad. In other words, they suck ass at hockey.
That bobby kid is such a hockeydawg, he doesnt belong on the ice.
hockeydawg by mastereditor January 5, 2009

Hockeyman 

One who STILL plays hockey regardless of age! Must have a seriously nice azz & look good in a pair of skates.......PERIOD! ;) Checking & boarding, just for fun, also required.
--d-- is, fer sure, a Hockeyman! ;)
Sounds pretty familiar, eh? lol
Hockeyman by Flyersgirl4eva February 28, 2005

hockeybag 

A maneuver during the sexual act of fingerbang.

While the male's fingers are in the female, he also grabs her hair, then proceeds to lift her up by the vagina and hair, and toss her into a wall.

Hockey players are well known for tossing their bags; and domestic violence.
Man: Hey woman. I play hockey. I like fighting and sex.

Woman: I'm somehow attracted to that. Come over later and you can hockeybag me.
A person who nefs or butts in to every conversation
Jon: Hey did you see that movie Bill?
hoeyfag: nefnefnefnefnefnefnefnef
Bill: Damn hoeyfag
Hoeyfag by LulzingonFire August 4, 2009

hankeyfag 

1.) A diabolical homosexual clown who is always in search of big butts to fuck. He wears a veil and only half of his face is painted.

2.) someone displaying the properties of such a gay clown
Hankeyfag limped slowly, pondering where his next anal meal might come from.
hankeyfag by lenox January 20, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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