Hockey Face 

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"

Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.

Hockey Face by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014

high school hockey face 

1. Unique facial expression with origins in the team photos of those who played hockey in high school. Most notably, the high school hockey face entails mildly crossed eyes (at least one eye), a slightly cocked head, the chin jutting outward, an lips curled over.
2. The look given by a girl from Minnesota while in bed early in the morning after learning she will not be given a ride home and told to call a cab.

1. Examples can be found in high school year books from the upper midwest dating 1960's - present.
2. See opening sequence of the movie Happy Gilmore.
3. Guy A: Man there's a lot of dorks at the mall today.
Guy B: I know, dude, check out the guy in the food court with the high school hockey face.
Guy A: Did he just try to walk through a window?
3. Geez, she was pissed. I was way too hung over to drive her home but when I told her to grab a cab she just glared at me. Reminded me of a guy I got in a fight with back in Minnestoa during my senior year hockey season.

high school hockey face by E aka Rooster December 20, 2008

Facebook Hockey 

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.

Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."

Facebook Hockey by Lesotho October 24, 2009

facebook wall hickey 

when one person, typically female, dominates the facebook wall of her significant other in order to leave her mark on that person and keep other potential love interests from pursuing him. similar to the logic behind a person, typically male, giving a significant other a hickey.

she posts an inside joke on his wall, followed by a heart, every 4 hours. clearly she's giving him a facebook wall hickey.

facebook wall hickey by ilovecollege318 June 3, 2011

Facebook Hickey 

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.

"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"

Facebook Hickey by nunya0129 July 13, 2012

Facebook Hickey 

Marking your territory by making it obvious on their facebook wall that you hooked up with him or her

Jan: So who is this girl that you sucked face with last night?

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.

Dick: Damn....

Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.

Joe: What are you talking about?

Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.

Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.

Facebook Hickey by ktespo July 3, 2009