Hockessien 

A resident of Hockessin, bearing all the distinguishing marks therof:
- Fake designer bag/items
- At least one mercades, BMW, or acura in the family fleet
- Hopped up on some type of upper or downer
- Feels superior to all others, resulting in the identifier of impatience in long lines.

That bitch jumped right in front of me at the WaWa counter. She's a real Hockessien.

Hockessien by Dominic February 1, 2005

hockessin 

One of the many gray, flat, dismal towns in the state of Delaware, only it's slightly better because everyone is rich. Home to many members of an absolutely horrible high school band which thinks it's 1st rate when really it's filled with druggies, smuts, and general failures at life, and is only for the amusement of parents who are clueless to their childs actual social ongoings. Teenage lifestyle centers around thinking you are cool because you hang out at WaWa every night and buy Marijuana, or go to people's basements play beer pong and perform various reputation-scaring sexual acts upon eachother.

Me and my friends went to Hockessin to buy some marijuana at WaWa and then play beer pong because we enjoy destroying ourselves socially, sexually, and mentally, starting as early as age 13.

hockessin by San Sebastian January 31, 2005

Hockession 

A misspelled version of “Hockessin” most likely added to Urban Dictionary by some lower middle class wigger douche bag who was upset that his parents can not afford to buy a home in one of Delaware’s most prominent areas.

-Poor Kid: Your a Hockession faggot!!!
-Hockessin Kid: Actually, I hail from Hockessin, and you're going to shut up and pump my gas.

Hockession by Hockessinite June 5, 2007

Hockessin Girls 

THAT group of girls that are from/near Hockessin Delaware follows all the of trends and tries to be quirky (crocs with jibbets, peppa pig, scrunchies, hydroflasks with stickers. Mostly found at Conrad Schools of Science, Charter School of Wilmington, Odessy, Ursuline, Padua and other schools in the area. Many people try to be friends with them and hate them at the same exact time.

Wow, the Hockessin Girls are really trying to be Emma Chamberlain. They need to shut the fuck up.

Hockessin Girls by mackenZie05 April 13, 2019

hockessin 

A small quiet town where nobody knows anybody and yet, everybody somehow hangs out with each other. At times, teenagers probably think about suicide, but instead go to a friends house to smoke, drink, and bang each other, all so they can have something to talk about in the early morning classes at A.I. High School. It should also be known that when a kid from A.I. holds a party, all of Delaware feels the need to show up. Sadly, no other school has that power...

Alex and I went to Jesse's for some beer pong, and ended up smoking out of a pine cone. Two hours later, i had Alex's sister in bed, and he was watching......The next day we gave each other high-fives

hockessin by Hey, we were kids! February 7, 2005

hockessin 

Hoe-kes-in
Also called H-town(by people who will never get laid)
-Place where semi-rich people live
-Most kids play pong in other kids basements, get wasted, do sexually scarring things. (This happens most every weekend, and happens to be one of the only exciting things)
-Those who don't pong usually smoke pot
-Everyone knows that pot can be found(in abundance) at the Wawa, and that you can buy a blunt at the Texaco across the street from age 11 and up.
-Everyone is ashamed of our wiggers. We all know you arent poor, just come on guys...

A- Hey man, you hear about that party next Saturday?
B- Dude, that was last night.
A- Oh man... I was so trashed, I think I boned my mom.
B- Yeah, there's another one next Saturday, wanna go?
A- Fsck, what else would I be doing in Hockessin?
B- I dunno, but I'm glad I don't live in North Wilmington!
A+B- HAHAHAHAHAHA.

hockessin by JohnPaul December 28, 2005

hockessin 

h-town. the place where kids spend hours standing in the wawa parking lot during the summer, and just as long in their cars when its 20 degrees outside. where when there's nothing to do, you head across the street to texaco for a blunt, and if that doesn't work out, you have to crash somebody's house to play pong. hockessin is the place where wilmington kids go to do absolutely nothing. senior year, everyone works to get their asses somewhere else, and when they end up on break from UD or deltech, their cars will be parked on the WSFS side of wawa while they are on bowl rides.

i need to go into hockessin to get some pot from kids at wawa. and then i need to sit there for 3 hours.

hockessin by lush February 1, 2005