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One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him
Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude
Hobson by theHardlad June 27, 2017
Words you can keep
the state of being a drunken debacle
That was so Hobson when you hit that girl with a Jager bottle!
hobson by Darin the Drunkard May 8, 2006
A unique handsome man , who will dominate your love life , sweet kind and gentle , great lovers and you can always fall back on when you need him the most hobsons rarely come around
Did you see hobson yesterday at the mall he’s unique
Hobson by Walker Ryan July 9, 2019
When a man receives a blowjob and a rim job at the same time.
"Dude do you remember that scene in "This Is The End" when Michael Cera was getting a hobson?"
Hobson by GobbleModeFr March 14, 2023

Hobson's choice 

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).
A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.
Hobson's choice by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

hobson's choice 

Having no choice at all
A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.

Hobson's salve 

Hobson's salve is a type of cream that goes on minor injuries to help them heal. Hobson's salve is found as 1st aid to Doran, the adventurer under King Lucan in the 'Secrets of Deltora' by Emily Rodda.
'You've got a bad scratch on your arm...best use Hobson's salve on that to help the healing process.'
Hobson's salve by Captain_Felix April 25, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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