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Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.
They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

Hobogetarian 

A person who eats from other's plates when they finish dining, or consumes other's take-home leftovers from the counter or refrigerator.
"I brought home half a pizza last night and it was gone this morning! I think my roommate is a Hobogetarian."

Or...

"Are you finished with that Crab Louie?"
"Dad, don't go all Hobogetarian on me. Order your own."
Hobogetarian by DetroitLew February 14, 2012

Homoterian 

A woman who has a large group of Homosexual Male friends. She does not want to change them or sleep with them. She attracts gay men everywhere she goes. They all want to be friends with her. A term of endearment.
She is not a fruit flyor a fag hag, she is a homoterian.
Homoterian by scorpdiva77 February 24, 2015

Habitarian 

A person (or entity) who does what they have always done, whether or not it makes sense or is logical. A habitarian's favorite explanation is "because we've always done it that way." A habitarian does not only NOT think OUTSIDE the box--a habitarian does not think INSIDE the box, or anywhere else!
Friend: Why don't you pay your bills online--it's so much easier? Habitarian: That's the way I've always done it.

habit visionary
Habitarian by Izzy Bella November 30, 2015

homotapian 

a small asian girl that likes the same gender
"wow that small asian girl is a homotapian"
homotapian by Matthew5301 April 26, 2010

homotarian 

A person who is fat, but thinks he is big, but in reality is not a Spartan. A homotarian has convinced idiots that hes big, and people with only one leg.
Jeff has been a homotarian for 17 years... hes softer than jello.