HoloDick

Holodream's dick. Term used for dicks in counter strike named Holodream.

Player 1 - Holodream you are a bitch!
Holodream - HoloDICK.

by h3llothere :] August 22, 2009

Hoodick

Nonsense or a stupid excuse; A obsure way of calling a person or a thing nonsense.

Y'all Hoodick! Dat Chick was DTF!

by Akiratis82 June 18, 2011

holodeck

Something that shouldn't be on the Enterprise-D. I mean, they're in SPACE! The Enterprise-D is the flagship of Starfleet, so why do they need to imagine they're in 20th century San Francisco when they can be screwing green women?

Barclay went to the holodeck to screw everybody on the ship without screwing everybody on the ship.

by Reginald Barclay November 27, 2011

homodick tuna porn

A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.

defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"

"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"

by homodicktp July 25, 2017

Holodeck

For all you startrek fans...this is for you.

A simulated reality facility, generally on starships and starbases.

For instructions on how to build a Holodeck, refer to the internet.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Holidick

Someone who goes on holiday, then proceeds to tweet and post statuses with content that is deliberately intended to make you jealous, and does so effectively.

Hey man, did you see Harry's status last night? it was "the beach is beautiful, it's so hot here and i had loads of wild sex last night, just chilling with a beer in a hammock now"

Jeez, what a complete Holidick, he knows we are stuck in grey old wakefield.

by Jah House July 21, 2010

holodecking

To open the door to the bathroom and walk away while someone is sitting on the toilet...preferably during a dinner party or other social gathering. The effect is to both embarrass and paralyze the person being holodecked. Crew members of StarTrek probably do this to new crew members. They trick the noob into thinking that the holodeck is actually a bathroom, waiting for the newbie to get settled into a grump, then shutting off the program and opening the door for everyone to laugh at.

Dude, gather everybody up and meet me in the hallway...I think Missy needs a good holodecking.

by RedBalloon January 12, 2007