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A homodick is a person who acts like a giant peckerhead at all times, engaging in such behaviors as whining, pouting, and many other forms of dushbaggery.
Andy said, "Stop being such a giant homodick and row the boat."
Homodick by joe jerivicious January 6, 2008
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homodick tuna porn 

A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.
defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"

"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"
Nonsense or a stupid excuse; A obsure way of calling a person or a thing nonsense.
Y'all Hoodick! Dat Chick was DTF!
Hoodick by Akiratis82 June 18, 2011

Homodicus 

A: Bret is gay and such a jerk.

B: Yup, he is a homodicus.
Homodicus by Delter October 17, 2022

Homolicki 

To describe a homo licker or an individual that is known for being annoying and stupid, tends to lick people's boots and thinks people like him. Often seen around the goofiest idiots and will probably tell you your being fatphobic whenever you laugh at him or his cromie homies
Lukas is such a homolicki he blocked me for calling him an idiot for bragging about his diabetes.
Homolicki by Antigoof February 9, 2022

Homosick 

When one man moves away (i.e. for a new job, college, etc...) and one of his friends moves to that new city because he doesn't want to be without him.

This is only applies to straight guys who are so close to each other that they appear gay.
Drew was so homosick for Trent that he applied to college at the same place so they could share a dorm room.
Homosick by MrGoodKat August 4, 2009
The epitome of a "fuckboy". A boy who's dick is always looking for shelter but brings nothing to the table and offers nothing in return.
This dude is calling me at 2am? What a hobodick. That hobodick can find a home elsewhere.
Hobodick by Pseudowhim June 25, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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