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Knowing someone who looks like a hobbit and never had sex before and probably never will

Man Ive never noticed but Mike is a total Hoblet no wonder he cant get any

Hoblet by Colossus8 December 2, 2010

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hoboetry

The act or art or inate ability of being a Hobo.

That Woody is hoboetry in motion.

hoboetry by Chaich September 14, 2003

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Hobetic

Hobo like. When somebody is like a hobo, living that hobo life.

Damn I look hobetic right now.

Hobetic by Senorpacodeltaco July 17, 2021

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hoglet

A baby hedgehog.

Hoglets love to cuddle with their mom.

hoglet by VQqqq April 7, 2011

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Hoyleton

Little bitty town known for its park in the center of the town and the most exciting thing that happens there all year is a german beer fest, but even knowing its so small Hoyleton is filled with the kewlest poeple around!!

hoyleton is like rhode island compared to the other states

Hoyleton by Joanna McCoy August 11, 2008

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Hoglet

A young wild (feral) hog

My dog Stinky ran down a hoglet in an open field and then had a tasty treat.

Hoglet by Chilley November 16, 2011

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Hoglet

A person or creature that eats with little regard for others desire to eat the same tasty treat. Also, to eat way more than one should.

Snootch is a hoglet for eating all the Lindt chocolate balls!

Hoglet by Rich Connor March 4, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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