hobese Share definition Flag an obese whore. she does not realize that her chub hangs out of her lowriders/tube top and smells of fish. her hair is usually not washed Damn gurl, look at that hobese! Gurl please...that's a hobese walkin down the street right there! hobese by Katie July 19, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the hobese mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch