Hobab

A Polish Bald Pastor

Hobab is preaching today!

by Todayesther August 20, 2023

hobab

Bald polish pastor

The Hobab is preaching today.

by Todayesther August 20, 2023

hobbit hair

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015

calvin and hobbes

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Hobama

This refers to the popular coupling of Harry Styles, a member of the British boyband One Direction, and President Barack Obama. Those devoted to this ship believe "Larry" is a cover up for their relationship.

Girl 1: " Did you see Harry tweet at Obama the other day?"
Girl 2: " Yeah it's a shame Michelle has no idea about Hobama"

by Megalomaniac- October 17, 2015