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Tab-Hoarder 

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...
The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)
Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012
Related Words
Hoarn hoang harnoor Hoar hoark Hoarder Harnk Hoan hearn Hoard

chin-hoarder 

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.
chin-hoarder by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012
1. n. Vile, evil demon, appearing as a small, friendly, toothless purple Tyrannosaurus Rex. Takes a particular interest in small children, using the guize of love and friendship to enslave them and otherwise fill their heads with ridiculous and unrealistic notions. Children subjected to such items as it's song "I love you, You love me," reach adulthood in a state of profound cranial rectitis, and is a possible explanation for that condition being suffered by most of the denizens of Hollywood.
2. Can be spelled "B'harnii" as well.
My daugher has been enslaved by B'harne.
B'harne by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Mr. Hearn 

Really, really cool person, who has a cool british accent and is very good in biology and science. He is also very smart and handsome and a very nice to everyone.
Person 1: That guy over there is so intelligent and cool, that must be a Mr. Hearn
Mr. Hearn by Very Really Good April 3, 2022

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.
I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.
bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hoarlock 

The Hoarlock incinerated 3 bandits and then teleported away.
Hoarlock by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020