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1. The true meaning of a man. Strong minded and witty. This is truly one of a kind; priceless treasure.

2. The epitome of a pimp. Gentleman by day. Freak by night. Also a great lover and friend. To which do you indulge?
Gahhh Damnnnn Hoan is a pimp! I wonder if he'll be my lover.
Hoan by Hoan April 12, 2005
Words you can keep
A contraction of the common phrase ‘hold on’. Commonly used by gamers and screeners alike.
“Hoan, I gotta find where my fucking professor put this assignment up.”
Hoan by monkey flatbread February 7, 2023
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Is Hoan a feeling? A place? A person? We may never know.
Girl #1: Does anyone know what a Hoan is yet?
Girl #2: Nope
Hoan by The Herp of All Derps July 10, 2016
Asian wannabe K-pop star who is too much of a wuss to ask a girl and can be considered white trash, Single, Never can get a girlfriend, breaks peoples heart, lives with his parents until he dies and is VERY Dumb IQ is -Infinity. Has hair like a rat and is hiding boners with jackets.
Her: I love you
Him: ...ok
Her: Your such a Hoan
Him: HELL YEAH
Hoan by TheLegend069 February 16, 2017
You: You see bros new chick? She look like a man!
Me: Chill bro, why you going HOAN!
HOAN by HOANY December 30, 2022
That guy is a hoan”
Hoan by EpikDude2000 March 11, 2023

Hoang Mai 

Hoang Mai is a beautiful and pretty Asian boy. He is known as the human calculator. You need a Hoang Mai in your life. He does essays for free and even your homework. Hoang Mai is the guy to ask for help when you're failing a class.
"Hoang Mai is so smart and pretty"
Hoang Mai by Danny Le. December 12, 2019
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