Harnk

Someone in serious denial as to the nature of their hateful obsession with another person they know only through electronic means

You just have to watch the way he stalks JulieBurchill's threads making lewd suggestions about said poster's mother to realise how much Harnk is repressing his homosexuality. A very tragic condition

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Harnk

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.

by dan January 29, 2003

Harnk

Feces which cannot be removed from the arse hairs (much like winnits)

No matter how hard I wiped my arse, I could not dislodge those darn Harnks

by anothershandy January 27, 2003

Harnk

The always triumphant foil of JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy).

Thanks to the diligent work of Harnk, JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy) is no longer free to terrorize pet stores, zoos, and schools for the developmentally disabled with her insatiable, unquenchable thirst for anal rape.

by i'mgayhandshandy January 27, 2003

Harnk

It was 5 months ago baby, I've moved on, you're a beautiful individual

5 months is a long time on the internet baby

by JulieB June 30, 2003

Harnk

A subsitution for some verbs and nouns

Be careful the pizza just came out of the oven its gonna be harnk

by Shernt March 10, 2021

Harnk

Harnk a common complaint of the lower bowel. Sufferers include Marmosets, Shanty tramps, and internet nerds.

I/he/she has harnked my/him/herself.

by Donkey_Magic January 28, 2003