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his smile 

The thing you wake up every morning to see, and tell corny jokes for the reason you tickle him out of nowhere, what you wish to see every day you possibly can it leaves you wanting more it makes you feel like you can do anything and your the most amazing person ever because you made HIM SMILE
Girl1... What's that smile for
Girl2... I was just thinking about his smile it soooo sweet
Girl1... I totally understand
his smile by Hallo582 May 3, 2018
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put a smile on his face 

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.
Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!

I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a time 

A meme'd phrase from the Song "Mask (Sus Remix" By Dream
Person 1: "I suck his dick with a Smile for hours at a Time"
Person 2: "Bro tf?.."

To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently

I wanted to write this because sometimes I feel like words aren't enough to describe what I see when I look at you. I am endlessly proud of the man you are. You are truly wonderful, but I also see the parts of you that you hide from the world.

I see how deeply you care, how you pour your energy into the people around you, often consuming yourself just to make sure everyone else is okay. You sacrifice so much, and I know that sometimes you tend to forget about the most important person in that equation: yourself.

But look at what you have achieved. Look at what you’ve built for yourself and how you handle everything life throws at you. It’s breathtaking. You are a man of unshakeable integrity. To say you have a 'good soul' is an understatement; your heart is rare, and it is a gift to everyone who knows you. Please, never forget to keep some of that kindness for yourself, too.
To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently:

I Love You to the moon and back and even more.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026