Hippotang

Oh god, I'll bet she has a hippotang.

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A rare breed of the human species which is made up of hippo like body and orangutan tittys

When the hippotang eats he prefers the shiet burger

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hippovaginus

A woman whose vagifat combined with her huge ass and stomach resemble a large angry hippopotamus.

Her Hippovaginus was ungulating to the sound of the oncoming ice cream trucks jingle.

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When you are in a hot spring and drop dong and float around on your stomach with only your head and your butt showing above the water.

Look at that wook over there hippoing in that pool! He's got flawless form.

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Person: He likes men
Person 2: oh he’s like hippomania57

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A Very Fat Man aka a american man going through his mid life crisis that has very bad breath (insert clip from family guy here)

My dad has turned into a hippomanimus

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Hippomania57 is a word used for a person who thinks they are all hard and big but the only thing they are hard to is there own mother.

Bro He acts such Hippomania57

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