Hippoplopamus

The extretion of matter from ones bottom which causes a unusually large resounding plop.

Wow man are you okay? I heard that Hippoplopamus all the way from downstairs!

by captin_fuzzyfeet July 15, 2010

hippopotamus

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

by Eggineer December 27, 2019

double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippopotamus drop kick

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

by suzie crew April 2, 2009

chubby hippopotamus

A word you would make someone say while they stuff marshmellows into their mouth.

Girl: Say it! Come on, please?

Guy: Pubby bopobomaz!! *gag*

(chubby hippopotamus)

by cannow February 18, 2010

Hippopotamus

Just a forever non-horny Rhinoceros.

Man, that Hippopotamus was such a let down in bed, he’s never horny.

by DalenPotato May 31, 2020