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Hippopotomass

Noun; Used to describe an extremely large butt.

Hip-po-pot-um-ass

One who was blessed or cursed with a rotund rear, that resembles the girth of the posterior of the amphibious creature hippopotamus.
"Hello sir, are you aware your wife was blessed with a hippopotomass?"

"Yes, I married her for that reason alone, a large fine bootious-maximus is highly desirable. Thank you for your observation."

"Good day."
Hippopotomass by MixMastaK October 30, 2009
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio 

I have a fear of big words and there's a name for this fear but I don't want to say it because it's a big word.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Girl 1: Hey remember in Mary Poppins when she sang that song, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Girl 2: AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Girl 1: Whoa, what's wrong? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Girl 2: STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it
Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

George: Kaleidoscopical

Tom: HOLY FUCK

George: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Tom: Dude seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP

hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia

Teacher-does anybody know the definition oh hippopo...
Student-Dont sayit!!!
Teacher- what? Say hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
Student-ahhhhhhhh!

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

It is actually the never ending fear of long words .
If you don't believe me look it up
Alice: So doc' is there anything wrong
Doc: I'm affraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Alice: AAAAAAARGH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE NO AAAAAAAAARG
Doc: they should make an abreviation for this ...