Hipnast 

A hipster that tries to do crossfit and consider it's gymnastic.

"I'm doing crossfit."
"No, you're only a hipster that tries to do crossfit. You're a hipnast."

Hipnast by MaxQuaker July 4, 2016

Hipnatist 

Noun

1. Erroneous spelling of hypnotist.
2. Very ambiguously gay and morbidly obese native of Antwerp, Ohio who enjoys poor spelling, the company of other ambiguous chums like himself, ellipses (...) and internal salvation.
3. Leader of the stable Threeway and/or Knights of the Righteous.
4. Huge blob heavily composed of lard, Subway restaurants, orphans, stray cats, small ponies and fabric softener. Can wat for hours.
5. So sad, queer and clueless it's funny.

1. The mans voice was scracthy...and horse..."This is a Hipnotist...a man that controlls your mind..."

2. (Hip grabs the Mic out of Zack’s hand…he is breathing heavy…)
Hip- I am the one who can grant you salvation…Internal Salvation!

4. The two then go about attempting to lift Hipnatist, but seem to come up with a better idea once they get him half-lifted. Not wanting to put in the effort to lift his humongous girth, Echelon points out to the audience.

Echelon: Go… get… the cotton candy guy…!
Zombie: Yeah… and fast… fucking fatass…

Totally motivated, perhaps even more so than he would be by the promise of Internal Salvation, Hipnatist rolls over the top rope and begins to blob his way over the barricade and into the audience, which incites much shrieking.

4A. The lights in the arena soudnly go out...the crowd waites in anticapation for they know somthing is bout to go down...Green strobes start to flash on the stage...Enemy by Sevendust blares across the PA...as a huge lighting bolt hits the stage...flames shoot up towards the heavens as Hipnatist walks through them onto the stage...He has a evil grin on his face...he stops on the stage for a moment before slowly walking down the ramp towards the ring...he grabs the top rope to pull himselve on to the ring apron...then throws his leg up over the top and steps into the ring...He then paces around...wating!

5. Hipnatist: Did sombody call a lumberjack

Hipnatist by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005

hinasturu 

“hinasturu” is an amazing tiktoker, who post edits and drawings! Her username is based off a kny character who’s name is hinatsuru.

I love hinasturus tiktoks!

hinasturu by mommymilker101 April 9, 2022

hiptastic 

noun. American YouTuber whose claim to fame came through his Star Wars, Rap Piano, and Diego the Puppet Mixtape videos

adj. fashionable, well-cultured; describes a person who discreetly watches Japanese-style animation and Warner Brother’s cartoons in moderation but isn’t a weeb; referring to American YouTuber hiptastic: acting calm and experienced because they are always between the hips of other people’s moms

What’s poppin, it’s ya boy hiptastic droppin on all of you kids a brand new vid.

That hiptastic guy is so easy to relate to and he is one of the boys.

The hiptastic man lost his friends because they became his step-sons.

hiptastic by countDOOKUofSERENO_hiptastic69 May 22, 2021

hiptastic 

When an area or location is full of hipsters

I went to the pub last night, it was very hiptastic

hiptastic by jayrivers April 25, 2011

hivnasty 

The HIV infection. Slutty girls most often carry it.

Yo, stay away from that biddy Carrol, she's got the hivnasty!

hivnasty by brebienles May 3, 2005

hiptastic 

When one has a dogey hip.. and it causes them pain the hip is said to be "hip tastic"

"ooow my hips gone hiptastic!"

hiptastic by embo street December 19, 2004