Hillner

A guy with a 6th grader's hair, and who loses a race in getting to level 25 against his friend in "Jurassic World the Game"

Omg look at his hair, his last name must be Hillner...

by ShortBusRidr September 21, 2021

Hilltern

(Noun) Hilltern: an undergrad that interns on Capitol Hill. Easily recognized by their backpack and suit combination and air of supremacy tangible from a mile away. The Hilltern is a sexually voracious species- when two rats are placed in the same room for a prolonged period of time, they attempt o procreate. This is known as the Hilltern Principle (Everybody, 2015). Hilltern behavioral patterns include: standing on the left side on escalators, whining about metro delays, wearing a suit every day to class even though said intern is not interning that day, mentioning their future presidency and dad's money, and contributing nothing of value to society.

How to approach a Hilltern:

The Hilltern is not a fearless creature and is easily frightened by other Hillterns with a more desirable position, and is also easily frightened by loud noises. They will scurry away at the smallest threat. Threat level: 0.

"Being a Hilltern is great. I get to work on Capitol Hill and contribute to society. I'm really learning a lot at my internship on the Hill."
"You play on your phone the whole day. You literally do nothing."
"Did I mention I intern on the Hill?"

by ALLTHEPSL'S July 17, 2015

The Hillyer Apex

The turning point of alcohol consumption at which the alcohol consumer (continuing to consume alcohol) begins to feel increasingly less awkward in increasingly more awkward situations.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."

by Ruthless1314 November 11, 2011

we are hillers

A phrase said repeatedly during a typical day at Hopkinton High School. Shouted at opposing teams at football games to claim superiority against the non-Hiller opponents. Just remember, We Are Hillers (x420)

“we are hillers” stated the crich gang

by TheHiller February 5, 2018

Hillerz

Hillers is an abreviation of the word 'Hilarious'. Can be used in most situations of hilarity.

Girl: Check out that dog over there, it's wearing a hat!
Girl: Holy shit dude, that's hillerz!

by Schmarmite April 16, 2010

Hillerman

When you and a group of friends explore abandoned buildings and someone disappears into another room to take a shit.

Person A- Hey guys where did John go?

Person B- I think he want to drop another Hillerman!!

Person A- I hope nobody steps in it...I bet he does not have toilet paper or wipes either.

by styles08 January 5, 2010

Hiller

to drive about the isolated upper escalante neighborhood of Indian Hill (a suburb of Cincinnati, OH) while smoking marijuana. The affects are calming and mellow while taking in the supeficiality of the surroundings. Be careful though, the Indian Hill Rangers dont take kindly to outsiders.

"You wanna smoke this blunt on a Hiller?"

by Mr. T. S. November 19, 2006