Hillary Clintoned

Getting murdered but having it made to seem like it was a suicide, especially with a note.

John died last night, from his last interaction I can tell, he got Hillary Clintoned!

Hillary Clintoned by wolvesontheloose December 22, 2023

Hillary Clinton 

Hillary Rodham Clinton was the First Lady of Arkansas before serving as First Lady of the United States. She is married to ex-President William "Bill" J. Clinton. Her focus is mainly on children, women's rights, and medical advancements.

-She initiated such projects like the Adoption and Safe Families Act of 1997, Save America's Treasures program, and the Millennium Project.
-She helped the many veterans of World War II to find out about an awful illness caused by Agent Orange.
-She is regarded as the most openly empowered presidential wife in history next to Eleanor Roosevelt.
-She was one of the first of her time to speak out against the Taliban's poor treatment of women.
-She is the first First Lady to run for elected office, and the first to win
-She is the Senator of New York
-Secured $21.4 billion to help clean up after the 9/11 attacks in New York
-Is considered a Liberal
-Her main views are to fight terrorism, support working families, independent markets/press/branches of government, strong united nations, universal health care, eliminating without criminalizing abortion, and believes that states should decide whether or not gay marriage should be legal

And finally, she is a part of the group that recognizes that not all East Asians are terrorists.

Who do you want for President in 2008? Dick, or the woman who's husband's dick got blown?

"Our lives are a mixture of different roles. Most of us are doing the best we can to find whatever the right balance is . . . For me, that balance is family, work, and service." -Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton by cirumaru September 21, 2005

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia 

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.

"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016

Hillary Clinton 

Former first lady of the United States. She is married to former president Bill Clinton.

Hillary Clinton by EVERYONE IN WINDHAM June 16, 2003

Hillary Clinton 

An American female politician whom most guys pretend to find unattractive, but secretly find rather hot, due to factors such as looking somewhat like Emma Thompson, stimulating political disagreement, exciting prospect of forbidden carnal knowledge, ambiguous male / female dominance and submission roles and maybe a spanking if she's been bad.

Jim was ragging on about "that b*tch* Hillary Clinton" last night but I know that he sometimes whacks off while fantasizing about her.

Hillary Clinton by Michael Hawk October 23, 2007

Hillary Clinton 

A much villified (past & present) former first lady who is too smart to let the "vast" number of right wing Shite Stains and "Christian" GOPers keep her down. Screw their glass ceilings and hopes for a totalitarian state run by OWM (Old White Men).

Hillary Clinton has the support & respect of at least 50% of free thinking Americans and is even more admired abroad. The rest of the can go take a hike. Hillary says... "Bite me!"

Hillary Clinton by T Wade June 27, 2005

I'm gonna Hillary Clinton today

Someone who Leaks emails and losses in presidential elections.

I'm gonna leak my email and then run for president and lose I'm gonna hillary Clinton today

I'm gonna Hillary Clinton today by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 23, 2017