flower boy

that guy you'd think is gay/effeminate but is actually fucking your girl behind your back.

The unfortunate boyfriend usually stays unaware no matter how much you try to tell him.

aka. wolf in a gay man's clothing

You: "Aren't you afraid that guy is fucking your girl?"
Boyfriend: "no he's gay"
You: "he's a flower boy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah he loves roses"
You: "no he's a flower boy"
Boyfriend: "yes, that's what I said!"

by wolvesontheloose February 02, 2019

Hillary Clintoned

Getting murdered but having it made to seem like it was a suicide, especially with a note.

John died last night, from his last interaction I can tell, he got Hillary Clintoned!

by wolvesontheloose December 22, 2023

Based

Devoid of radicalism and grounded in reality

She always counters radical narratives.
She's so based.

by wolvesontheloose July 30, 2022