Hildsplain

To argue for a cause using only feelings of anger and victimization, while not having valid examples or arguments to present.

James was arguing for abortion, that it should be legal even after a period of 6 months. Well its not a life until it comes out, James explained. "That nibba James just Hildsplained me."

by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018

Childsplain

When you ask a child (typically your own) a question about something in the current culture that you don’t understand or know, typically: the name of a song, what show a character was from, or the name of a meme and they reply with a long winded answer that often includes the history of the creator, why they created it and/or social media platform of origin along with it’s subsequent platform postings and variants.

This is usually done in a condescending tone and may include an eye roll, over the top hand gestures and visual aids.

My daughter childsplained the entire Steven Universe show, characters, and plot to me as though I had never seen it after I asked her the name of the theme song when I heard it play in a TikTok because I had forgotten the name of it .

by AnchoviesBelongOnPizzas November 28, 2021

highsplaining

To express ones most inner thoughts in a completely incoherent manner due to the influence of marijuana

"The world is so majestical like the earth, ya know?"
"You're so right but you're really highsplaining right now."
"Yeah, highsplainings the best my dude."

by MustinMingham March 26, 2021

handsplaining

When you explain something accompanied by a lot of dramatic hand motions. Similar to Mansplaining.

It's so annoying when Jerry is handsplaining in public and accidentally hits me in the face.

by lliwthey June 16, 2017

She-hulksplaining

A woman explaining to a man about how hard her life is. Yet, the harshness of the man's life for out weighs that of the woman's.

She-hulksplaining is the she-hulk trying to educate the Hulk by compare being cat called, to Bruce(hulk) trying to take his on life by shooting his brains out, lost the love of his life(black widow) which he burnt half his body trying to bring her back, all whilst coming to terms with now having to live full time as the Hulk.

by She-hulk August 27, 2022