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Childsplain 

When you ask a child (typically your own) a question about something in the current culture that you don’t understand or know, typically: the name of a song, what show a character was from, or the name of a meme and they reply with a long winded answer that often includes the history of the creator, why they created it and/or social media platform of origin along with it’s subsequent platform postings and variants.

This is usually done in a condescending tone and may include an eye roll, over the top hand gestures and visual aids.
My daughter childsplained the entire Steven Universe show, characters, and plot to me as though I had never seen it after I asked her the name of the theme song when I heard it play in a TikTok because I had forgotten the name of it .

highsplaining 

To express ones most inner thoughts in a completely incoherent manner due to the influence of marijuana
"The world is so majestical like the earth, ya know?"
"You're so right but you're really highsplaining right now."
"Yeah, highsplainings the best my dude."
highsplaining by MustinMingham March 26, 2021

handsplaining 

When you explain something accompanied by a lot of dramatic hand motions. Similar to Mansplaining.
It's so annoying when Jerry is handsplaining in public and accidentally hits me in the face.
handsplaining by lliwthey June 16, 2017

She-hulksplaining 

A woman explaining to a man about how hard her life is. Yet, the harshness of the man's life for out weighs that of the woman's.
She-hulksplaining is the she-hulk trying to educate the Hulk by compare being cat called, to Bruce(hulk) trying to take his on life by shooting his brains out, lost the love of his life(black widow) which he burnt half his body trying to bring her back, all whilst coming to terms with now having to live full time as the Hulk.
She-hulksplaining by She-hulk August 27, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026