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A bitch boy with large af yaoi hands
Jesus fuck Hiji your hands look like they're straight out of a yaoi
Hiji by Don'ttelldontask666 June 16, 2022
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Wacky Hijinks 

A term that is generally used to describe children's movies that rely on slapstick or lowbrow humor instead of a plot, if even one intended for children. Examples include fart jokes, bumbling bad guys, gratuitous nut shots and extreme overacting to play up any of the above.
That "family" movie was nothing but childish wacky hijinks.
Wacky Hijinks by MushroomBrew April 1, 2019
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hijinkery 

(n.) - The appropriate, plural form of on-going hijinks. One may commit a hijink, but one participates in hijinkery.

Formally, hijinkery is any set of playful, frivolous efforts to enliven day-to-day routine through extraordinary or unusual events.
"It should be quite an exciting road trip - between the giant panda costumes and vats of mayonnaise, much hijinkery is in store!"
hijinkery by pseudonymina June 4, 2009

Hijib Baiting 

a type of practice of martial art, in which hijib baits his friends into circummming to slitting their wrists
ant "hijib baiting stop frickin baiting!"
hijib "nah im done"
Hijib Baiting by Hijinb October 16, 2021
Word meaning unruly and often hilarious but troublesome fun.
We'll get together, have a few drinks, and hijinks will ensue.
hijinks by William Mith April 1, 2005

Hijinkin 

engaging in the act of commiting hijinks
Who peed in all the water bottles?

Stephen Hawking is hijinkin again!
Hijinkin by Bucky's Balls January 6, 2011
1) Carefree antics or horseplay.
2) A hidden camera show produced by Banyan Productions and to be shown on Nick at Nite. Its vaunted gimmick, that it showcases parents making fools out of their kids using pranks, is not only mediocre, but a sign of our society's decline. This is further proof that not only is the quality of television ever slipping, but also that there are parents out there who raise their kids so badly that they try to seek revenge (and money and fame) by humiliating their kids on cable TV. A lot of the kids will only be scarred more by their parents' sub-par caretaking skills and deficiency of morals.
I mean, the pranks advertised are mild, wholesome, lame ones, like overtwisting the nozzle on a bottle of ketchup. I'll be willing to bet that the kids will be humiliated less by the prank itself and more by the fact that their parents (along with Susan Sarandon and Gilbert Gottfried) deemed such shitty pseudo-tomfoolery as passable-quality television, and that they themselves will never scrub off the horrible, horrible stench of being a factor in it.
HiJinks by Cup o' Joe August 28, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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