High School South

a really fucking old building full of the sons and doughters of upper middle class men and woman, about 75-85% asian, 2% black, 5% russian, and everything else remaining. Most of the teachers are okey except the honer class ones, who are all almost as bad as middle school teachers. the school is known for its lack of walls, and lack of a cafeteria. instead there are "dividers" that are only about 5-6 feet high to turn open spaces into classrooms, and they have random tables spread around the school that only if u skip the last 5 minutes of the class you have before lunch ur able to get, other wise u sit on the ground with the other 15/16ths of the school. home of the pirates, and a football team thats better then norths. has all stereotypes, probably a larger amount of crack/coke heads then most schools most likely due to the high demandment of A's, and only has like 2 emo kids that r only emo cuz they have cool hair (so there not really emo) only parties that exist are the ones that phil kellam throws, and they usually suck except for when there's an occasional pot ocurment. thats basiclly it. its also pretty fucking boring like most high schools. and all the security gards AWSOME especially that one that rides her bike every where and the only time i actually see her in school is coming out of the bathroom

The curly fries line at high school south is about 7636484 miles long.

by ktaker October 11, 2009

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middletown high school south

One of the two public high schools in Middletown, NJ. Some of the things that stand out about this school are the crazy teachers, stupid rules, unsuccessful sports teams. The cafeteria is over crowded, noisy and everyone cuts you on the line witch causes you to wait like an hour just to get a friggin chicken wrap for $2.10. The security guards lock you out of the school if you are one minute late. If you get to class a few minutes late and the teachers sign you in (not late), they get a huge amount of trouble. They even went out of their way to install security cameras just to catch students who are late to class. Oh, and the security guards seem to be friends with all the trouble makers in the school. (they help them smoke, even though it is prohibited by law on school grounds)

The population mainly consists of wiggers, guidos, skater punks, stoners, and knuckle draggers. There is however, a small population of normal students. The hallways are flooded with kids, who push and shove, curse, yell, body slam their friends, etc. It takes like 5 minutes just to get down like one friggin hallway.

The cheerleaders are terrible, so is our football team. The only good team we have is the bowling team.

Gym class consists of almost a half hour to get changed, stand around, sit, wait, do nothing while we listen to instructions, stretch, walk around, and mabey 15 mins of actual physical activity.

There are many psycho teachers. My English teacher told me that if the he drove by in his car and saw the school on fire, he would empty his gas tank and throw it on the fire.(true story)

Well, i guess you get the idea. I don't quite know what it is that makes this school so bad. It has to be a combination of things.

Wigger1: "yo i heard you got arrested last night fa sellin weed"

Wigger2: "cha bra, the cops are so gay for doin their job"

Princial: "GIVE ME THAT WATER BOTTLE"

Wigger1: "WHY YO"

Principal: "YOUR SUSPENDED AND IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!"

Student: (sighs)"middletown high school south sucks."

by Middletownhighschoolsouthsucks April 14, 2016

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