Skip to main content
Heavy Handsome Men

What is an HHM you ask? Any man who has a gut that sticks out before eating or drinking, any man whose thighs touch, any man whose chest has tissue that could fill an A cup or larger. Any man that is above a 38 in wasit... no exceptions

Background - BBW has ben popularized and fetishized for women who are a little bigger and the big men have unfortunately been left behind until now. This one is for the big boys.
Damn its getting cold out hear Susan i need a HHM to snuggle with and make me feel good about my holiday weight gain.
HHM by Stardust1992 April 23, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A gang notorius in Horseheads, NY. HHM stands for Horsheads Murda. Almost every member of HHM is a convicted felon and is one bad butt mothersexer!! Every member is known for ballin very hard.
I saw some members of HHM yesterday, it looked like they were BALLIN!!
HHM by Sm1th January 17, 2007
Related Words
HHM • hhmf • hhmh • Hhmhn • Hhmmm • hhmtpf • HHMTPF
"hhmtpf" is an acronym that stands for "Ha ha man! That's pretty funny!". It was first made famous by D-Trix in his video entitled "Acronyms" on his YouTube channel "theDOMINICshow".
Guy1: "What did the fisherman say to the card magician?"

Guy2: "What?"

Guy1: "Pick a cod, any cod!"

Guy2: "hhmtpf"
hhmtpf by zimbop August 23, 2011
Stands for "hot and heavy makeout session," the ultimate weapon in your fooling-around-without-having-sex arsenal. Requires horizontal positioning, and may include dry humping and/or second- or third-bases (but not mouth-to-genital contact, cause that's ho shit).
I really liked him, but it was our first date so I didn't want to bang. We had a sweet HHMS, though.
HHMS by HHMSpirate February 23, 2011

HHMTPF 

HaHa Man That's Pretty Funny.

From theDOMINICshow on youtube. Said in his video "Acronyms".
Can be used instead of lol.

User 1: *Insert funny comment*
User 2: HHMTPF
HHMTPF by Absz645 August 22, 2011
it is another way of saying mmhm but way more
divine. Sounds better then mmhm
jessica docent know what shes talking about. hhmh is way gnarlyer
hhmh by andrewmarinus October 25, 2007
Could mean 2 things
1: The Villager from Minecraft
2: A Sexual moan
(1) Steve/Player: Yo your trades are as bad as a first day Spanish test
Villager: Hhmhn

(2) A Fucking Douchebag: Heeyyy baby, you like fine as fuuck yo, wanna come over for a “Goodnight” Hehehe

A Fucking Slut: Hhmhn
Hhmhn by Markalius September 18, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more