Hey Joe! 

Word leading up to your eventual death in stealth games after killing Joe, the security guard whose birthday seems to be everyday and who every guard wants to surprise with a big ol'birthday cake.

All Guards: "Hey Joe! Surprise!"

*Discovers you with Joe's dead body, drenched in his blood*

All Guards: ">:("

Hey Joe! by Xekiel March 4, 2010

hey joe her ass

When you catch your girl cheating on you and you shoot her, as in the Jimi Hendrix song Hey Joe.

If I caught that bitch I'd Hey Joe her ass.

hey joe her ass by mike in the house November 26, 2018

Hey Joel 

An American adult animated television series that aired on VH1 in 2003. It is about Joel Stein,1 the host of a three-minute rock-star interview show on VH1 called "3 minutes with Joel". However, he is anything but respectful to his famous guests, often badgering them with aggressive, pointless, irreverent, and often insulting questions.

Hey Joel is the best show

Hey Joel by SPrice1980 August 7, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012