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The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.
Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.
by Xekiel March 03, 2010

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Word leading up to your eventual death in stealth games after killing Joe, the security guard whose birthday seems to be everyday and who every guard wants to surprise with a big ol'birthday cake.
All Guards: "Hey Joe! Surprise!"

*Discovers you with Joe's dead body, drenched in his blood*

All Guards: ">:("
by Xekiel March 03, 2010

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