Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

hey buddy 

Noun, an attempt by someone underage to proctor alcoholic beverages by use of a random middle-man. It is executed by showing up at a store that sells alcolic beverages, seeing someone who looks plenty old enough to purchase said beverages, approaching this person and saying to him/her "hey buddy..." If they accept you then negotiate some terms of the agreement. What kind of alcohol, brand and when the payment will be made all must be decided. The middle-man reserves the right to charge a fee for this exchange. It is considered a pretty sketchy way of getting booze.
"Hey buddy... think you could get me handle?"
...
"Dude where the hell did you get all this booze? You look like you're 9 years old."
"I pulled a hey buddy over at the gas station."
hey buddy by where am i? September 22, 2006

Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif 

A reference to a psychiatric patient as they perceive a friendly orderly who has been called to ensure their well being.
"Heyyyyy buddddyyyy"

Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

Stockton Heybuddy 

Method of greeting a person in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in their face.
So I fought a couple bigass Fedors yesterday when I was out riding my bike but I kept falling down cause I was in bike shoes. They stole my phone, but I caught up to them at a light and asked to have it back. I made sure to give them the Stockton Heybuddy when I left.

Modesto heybuddy 

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.
I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.
Modesto heybuddy by Biermann Z January 26, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more