27 definitions by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift
An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon."
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 12, 2005
A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.
Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005
Someone who should've graduated after 4 years of high school, instead of coming back and repeating there senior year.
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift August 24, 2005
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift August 10, 2005
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift September 12, 2005
The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 2, 2005