27 definitions by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift

Fingerboard

A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.

Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005

back rack

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.

"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 4, 2005

purple dragon

An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon."

"I once was at this party and recieved a purple dragon, it was brutal!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 12, 2005

the black in the hat

The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.

U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift June 28, 2005

M D lounge

McDonald's.. A spot where broke small-towners hang out.

"I'm workin' over at the M D lounge."

"Let's go chill, and hit up the M D lounge shall we?"
"Chess."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift September 1, 2005

empanadas and coke

Possibly the best snackfood combination, an idea that comes from a coca-cola commercial including two delicious empanadas and coke. Caramel apple empanadas can be purchased at the taco bell drive-thru for 99 cents.

Me-"Dude im on an empanada and coke binge lately."
You-"empanada?"
Me-"OMG dude its like a mouthgasm!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005

nyuka

Just another way to say "Nigga."

"Wud up bitch ass Nyuka?"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 22, 2005