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An act in which you slap soneone in the face with your wang leaving a sometimes purple welt, hence "purple dragon."
"I once was at this party and recieved a purple dragon, it was brutal!"
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A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.
Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"
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Someone who should've graduated after 4 years of high school, instead of coming back and repeating there senior year.
"Shouldn't that nigga have graduated last year?"
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A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
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The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.
"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."
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A pixley is a Picture, or pic.
"This is a 'pixely' photo from our video shoot in la."
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The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.
"Panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time."
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