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Every time Earnie sniffed really hard he was sniffing Hetfet placed under his nose, luckily he plays old school RuneScape and won’t turn out homosexual or even worse hobosexual & addicted to crack.
Hetfet by Queerload December 27, 2023
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Whenever someone sniffs in really hard they're snorting this term representing Feterosexual and Hetamine.
"Thank God I didn't drink the last little bit of water in my glass because that's hetfet Jimmy", Cartman said to Kyle. "Did you just call me Jimmy"? "Yes, It must be the hetfet. I'm not kidding, but im kidding, or am I"? Cartman said to Jimmy, while nudging him.
hetfet by Queerload January 8, 2024

helfet-hilliker 

one who is inexplicably obsessed with pants
Pantalones? You're a total helfet-hilliker.
helfet-hilliker by durden October 27, 2007
Hat from powerbot.
hetlet's scripts are godly.
hetlet by HatScripts December 10, 2013

hetetigro 

A Heterosexual male, with the tendencies of both a tiger and a black man.
He's more of a hetetigro than I'll ever be, he can make smores on his chest
hetetigro by fentonspriggs December 15, 2010

hetletved 

Small guy who passes terrible gas. CPA nerd born with congenital micro penis.
I thought my farts stunk. That guy is a real Hetletved
hetletved by 58428 February 26, 2018
The highest being ever to roam the earth. Full of divinity and perfection. Worshipped by underground cults as the creator of universe.
Dont listen to Heifetz, you could die of pleasure.
heifetz by Candystiis May 31, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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