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Hewlett Packard
guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015
Hewlett Packard
Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "[laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010
Hewlett Packard
Hewlett Packard by PCWreader June 24, 2009
hewlett
a district school in long island, new york where the boys and girls come together to smoke wax , juuls , myles etc etc and we have such a nicotine addiction that the school put up posters in the classrooms and the bathrooms after the old posters got taken down. nicotine addictions are basically contagious here, as many cloutchasers end up with them. we come together from the poor part of woodmere , the mediocre part of hewlett and the rich part of hewlett harbor and learn in a school with half shitty and half great teachers. we’re forced to wear our ids and thank gosh not forced to eat the school lunch, which actually honestly isnt that bad. the parties here are mediocre, actually,.. lowkey really bad. the cliques we are known for are the japs - both boys and girls. although we arent the Most jappy school on long island, we’re pretty bad. we rival lawrence and we are very very different from them. life in hewlett is a life unforgettable.
hewlett by fukk school February 14, 2019
hewlett packard
A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
hewlett packard by TheNextBillGates January 14, 2010
hewlett
A district school in long island new york where boys and girls show off their richness. Most that go to hewlett live in Hewlett Bay Park/Harbor and drive to school in their audis bmws and range rovers. Most of the boys wear bape . abercrombie and fitch, american eagle, etc and the girls just wear Pink and buy starbucks next to the Pizza Place. But, all the girls and boys look older than most
hewlett by fukk school January 24, 2018
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