An online, electronic portal that privately offers patients diagnosis and treatment of herpes simplex virus (cold sores and genital herpes). 100% encrypted and secure. Takes less than five minutes. Prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy of the patient's choice.

Yo fam, My date on Friday is straight fire but I might need to go to {HerpAlert} first. Not about spreading that virus.

HerpAlert by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

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Herpderpes

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

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herpderpt

When two people from different cultures get married and have and outdoor ceremony, and the pasture is Jewish.

Man that herpderpt made me cry!

herpderpt by JumperJax April 1, 2017

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Herperderp

Herperderp Adj, N. Adj: somebody who dwells in their own idiocy without realizing some sort of folly. N: Herperderp is pure 100% idiocy without revelation.

"Don't spread that herperderp you have there!" (N).

"Your herperderp has really folded on you hasn't it?" (Adj).

Herperderp by Thelithor June 7, 2011

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Herpderpington

A Herpderpington is an individual who enjoys photobombing people's photos by making the typical Herp Derp face (or equivalent). This can either be done as a joke to be funny, or done to be an asshole. Usually, Herpderpingtons act as a group, so the name comes from a play on words on a family name or last name.

It is also the official title for those who herp derp.

Some of my friends were photoboothing before class when suddenly the Herpderpingtons photobombed us.. but the picture ended up being really funny!

Herpderpington by abtuba2010 June 6, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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