The super family pack of STDs given as a present during the holiday season.
dude to crowd: come join me for chrismahanukwanzakah by spreading herpasyphiliticghoneritis cheer.
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dude 1: Jane gave me herpasyphiliticghoneritis while celebrating Festivus!
dude 2: Ouch... I gave that to her last year. It's the gift that keeps on giving!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.