herpasyphiliticghoneritis

The super family pack of STDs given as a present during the holiday season.

dude to crowd: come join me for chrismahanukwanzakah by spreading herpasyphiliticghoneritis cheer.
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dude 1: Jane gave me herpasyphiliticghoneritis while celebrating Festivus!
dude 2: Ouch... I gave that to her last year. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

by ludicruz June 21, 2010