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herpasyphiliticghoneritis

The super family pack of STDs given as a present during the holiday season.
dude to crowd: come join me for chrismahanukwanzakah by spreading herpasyphiliticghoneritis cheer.
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dude 1: Jane gave me herpasyphiliticghoneritis while celebrating Festivus!
dude 2: Ouch... I gave that to her last year. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

herpasyphatitis 

A vicious, uncurable disease that consist of all forms of illness. Its’ symptoms pretain to headaches, aching limbs, stomach aches, cold and flu symptoms, blindness, sore throat, stubbed toes, unexplainable occurances such as witch craft, poltergeist, and overplumped chicken wings. Hang-nails, dry skin and non-existing edges are also related to this disease. If you fall and scrape your knee then you more than likely have Herpasyphatitis. Honestly anything unfortunate that can happen to a person is Herpasyphatitis. You lost $100.00 in a gambling activity? You now have Herpasyphatitis. If you are in these streets raw dogging all the skeezers, scalliwags and boppas you see then you HELLA got Herpasyphatitis. Deal with it playa.
“Oh you SNEEZING sneezing? Yeah mane you got Herpasyphatitis.”
herpasyphatitis by Bird3at3r23 September 26, 2018

herpacephalitis 

A terrible disease bound to kill you like cancer
I found out I have herpacephalitis today I don't know how long I have
herpacephalitis by anonymous February 5, 2023

Herpesyphilitis 

A culmination of sexually transmitted infections (STIs), such as heroes, syphilis, etc.
You slept with Shaniqua? Did she give you herpesyphilitis?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026