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herpasyphiliticghoneritis

The super family pack of STDs given as a present during the holiday season.
dude to crowd: come join me for chrismahanukwanzakah by spreading herpasyphiliticghoneritis cheer.
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dude 1: Jane gave me herpasyphiliticghoneritis while celebrating Festivus!
dude 2: Ouch... I gave that to her last year. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

herpasyphatitis 

A vicious, uncurable disease that consist of all forms of illness. Its’ symptoms pretain to headaches, aching limbs, stomach aches, cold and flu symptoms, blindness, sore throat, stubbed toes, unexplainable occurances such as witch craft, poltergeist, and overplumped chicken wings. Hang-nails, dry skin and non-existing edges are also related to this disease. If you fall and scrape your knee then you more than likely have Herpasyphatitis. Honestly anything unfortunate that can happen to a person is Herpasyphatitis. You lost $100.00 in a gambling activity? You now have Herpasyphatitis. If you are in these streets raw dogging all the skeezers, scalliwags and boppas you see then you HELLA got Herpasyphatitis. Deal with it playa.
“Oh you SNEEZING sneezing? Yeah mane you got Herpasyphatitis.”
herpasyphatitis by Bird3at3r23 September 26, 2018

herpacephalitis 

A terrible disease bound to kill you like cancer
I found out I have herpacephalitis today I don't know how long I have
herpacephalitis by anonymous February 5, 2023

Herpesyphilitis 

A culmination of sexually transmitted infections (STIs), such as heroes, syphilis, etc.
You slept with Shaniqua? Did she give you herpesyphilitis?

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026