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A vicious, uncurable disease that consist of all forms of illness. Its’ symptoms pretain to headaches, aching limbs, stomach aches, cold and flu symptoms, blindness, sore throat, stubbed toes, unexplainable occurances such as witch craft, poltergeist, and overplumped chicken wings. Hang-nails, dry skin and non-existing edges are also related to this disease. If you fall and scrape your knee then you more than likely have Herpasyphatitis. Honestly anything unfortunate that can happen to a person is Herpasyphatitis. You lost $100.00 in a gambling activity? You now have Herpasyphatitis. If you are in these streets raw dogging all the skeezers, scalliwags and boppas you see then you HELLA got Herpasyphatitis. Deal with it playa.

“Oh you SNEEZING sneezing? Yeah mane you got Herpasyphatitis.”

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Herpasyphalitis

A cross between herpes and syphilis, which whores and skanks have.

that girl must have herpasyphalitis.

Herpasyphalitis by bye.felica September 1, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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