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herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis 

herpes, gonorrhea, siphillis, chlamidia, aids, hepatitis, vaginitis, and crabs in one, easy to pronounce word
dude, i heard that someone in our school has herpagonasiphillchlamaidshepcrabvagitis! apparently, five hundred billion years ago, she was created by satan and god was so super pissed so he froze her in liquid carbonite and threw her to the depths of hell. well as the world grew older, she got ever closer to the surface of the planet. sources say that in 1927, african scientists found her and unfroze her body and she made each of them do the naughty with her. now there was one scientist for every disease she carried and each could only receive one of the diseases so herpes passed to one, chlamadia to another, until they all passed. then she had the scientists go to all parts of the world to spread the diseases so she can become stronger. that's how all std's were created and then spread throughout the world:)

herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, Syphilis, and aids in a dirty juicee cluster of disease.
So I hooked up with this chick last night and it wasn't until afterwards she told me she has herpagonasyphilaids.
herpagonasyphilaids by Matt Remien August 29, 2007

herphaghonasyphilaids 

it is a std that has 4 different diseases in it...... herpies ghonrrea syphilis and aids
ewwwww!!! that girl has "herphaghonasyphilaids"

Herpighonasyphilaids 

Metaphorical labeling of a disease or diseases that one may have.
Term used to emphasize nastiness in an individual
You wanna know why none of us will sleep with her?... Ya might catch a case of herpighonasyphilaids.
Herpighonasyphilaids by Doublefish September 18, 2003

Herpagonasiphalaids 

A conbinations of Herpies, Gonorrhea, siphilous, and aids

Used in context to a nasty, promiscuous or dirty individual.
you kissed who you probably have Herpagonasiphalaids now.
or
I wouldnt sleep with you youll probably give me Herpagonasiphalaids
Herpagonasiphalaids by Noka November 19, 2007

Herpagonasyphilaids 

A combination of Herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and aids. Usually the first thing someone thinks of when they think about a really slutty girl/guy they don't like.
Guy - "Hey Suzy, do you know that hot chelsea chick that sits behind us in biology?"

Girl - "Yeah, she has Herpagonasyphilaids."

Guy- "No shit? So I should wear protection when I bang her?"

Girl - "gahhh.."
Herpagonasyphilaids by crissydos March 11, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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