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French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
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Hernigan 

A skinny obnoxious person who is starved for attention. Very loud and boisterous with extreme mood swings: one minute they are on a high horse annoying others, and the next the world is ending in their opinion. They tend to "bob" when in high horse mode.
The hernigan that is perched up at the bar is getting on everyones nerves. I wish someone would bring him down off his high horse and send him home.
Hernigan by Manita M. December 23, 2009
A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.
Dude, did you see that fight?
Yeah, that happens at every HERSISTER show for some reason.
HERSISTER by TimVermin May 21, 2011
Someone that creates or nurtures heroes.
Heroist by dwak June 12, 2011

crusty harnish 

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.
a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.
Man, i feel very hornish right now, what about you?
Hornish by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008