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French Hornist
One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?
2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.
1: Oh, him? Really?
2: He's a French hornist.
1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.
1: Oh, him? Really?
2: He's a French hornist.
1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?
French Hornist by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006
Hernigan
A skinny obnoxious person who is starved for attention. Very loud and boisterous with extreme mood swings: one minute they are on a high horse annoying others, and the next the world is ending in their opinion. They tend to "bob" when in high horse mode.
Heroist
Alfred Pennyworth was a heroist to Batman.
crusty harnish
Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
crusty harnish by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016
Hornish
a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.
Hornish by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008
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