Hermapod 

A mystical creature that comes out of the night when it suspects some one of being under the influence of cannabis. It leaves its victims tangled in their own intestines and usually ejaculates on there right eye.

The hermapod was hiding in the closet before it came out and killed billy. Too bad Billy was high or else he would still be alive today

Hermapod by hermapodtrainer July 25, 2011

hermaphodite

he/she, shim, etc.
one of both guy and girl stanza

Jacob Luzadder

hermaphodite by chance markoff June 16, 2004

Hermacodite 

One who owns both a PC and a Mac, claiming no preference for either.

Derived from "Hermaphrodite".

adj. Hermacoditic

Greg owns a PC for playing games, but wants to buy a MacBook for work, saying that both systems are great for their purposes, making him a Hermacodite.

Hermacodite by iamGigglz September 2, 2009