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Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.
I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."
by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009
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