Herkimite 

any one of the strange, hick-like locals in the tiny college town of Herkimer

Last night at the bar my buddy got into a fight with a drunk Herkimite.

Herkimite by NEMF-o maniac February 20, 2004

Herhimit 

A mythical creature that is known for its transformative abilities and its lack of identification. It can change its body functions (thus form) by will. Like all living creatures, it is endangered by human's constant dissatisfaction and idiocrasy. It lives in urban and wild habitats all around the world. There is also a probability that it can survive the vacuum of space with some believing that it can also live outside the earth. Scientists from all around the world are trying to determine its primary form, habits, gender, and language but with no luck. The biggest part of the scientific society believes it to be a ternary creature of the fourth dimension. Herhimit's existence is visible through several appearances in the human culture. Many have tried to steal its identity for their advantage but with no luck. Because Herhimit will never try to persuade others of its opinion and because it is in its best interest to mock humans than gathering them under a common cause. Plus, its intelligence has the ability to penetrated all human notions and leave a sense of understanding, and curiosity without ever limiting itself to a specific agency of expression.

"Maybe the most representative concept of Herhimit's identity is the one of "Mesos" introduced by Mr. Lales"

"Herhimit doesn't want me to eat all of my food"

Herhimit by Petros Lales August 9, 2020

herbsmite 

v. tr - to angrily and vehemently attack someone who innocently brings up a topic of (unbeknownst to them) great contention on an internet forum.

nerd 1: the herbsmiting he received when he mentioned that ubuntu was the greatest distro ever on the BSD chan was legendary.

nerd 2: what? you think BSD is better than ubuntu? i'm gonna herbsmite you..

herbsmite by f.tw April 3, 2009

hermitery 

The act of living in solitude willingly; the act of purposely habitating in remote locations lightly populated if at all with the sole purpose of avoidng engagements with annoying humans and man made disturbances e.g. traffic, noise, bad smells, stupidity, etc.

I'd choose hermitery over city life anyday!

Hermitery keeps me out of jail, because Lisa with the dusty weave could get smacked.

hermitery by blaxxxxx August 30, 2017

Herkimeth 

Herkimer, New York, or more generally all of Herkimer County. Where meth addiction isn't just a lifestyle, it's tradition.

"check this out, someone got arrested for molesting a cow"
"oh yeah? typical Herkimeth behavior"

Herkimeth by Rigatoni Tony March 7, 2024