A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

Dirty Heisman by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005

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Herdsman

Someone who goes after chubbier girls because they are often easier to have sex with.

Often after saying 'herdsman' you can often hear people going 'HYAH! 'hyah!" which is the sound a herdsman makes while herding.

(From Season 2 Episode 10 of The League)

Dude that guy used to go for all the fat chicks. What a herdsman! HYAH!

Herdsman by Lesgomez November 22, 2010

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give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

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heisman

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

heisman by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

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