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Herhim - Man pussy
Herhim - his herhim was throbbing last night
Herhim by Divacup Smells Like Snooki November 14, 2021
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i should call her/him 

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.
*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him
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I can fix her/him/them

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!

The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:

*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.

Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.

Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.

Herhimit 

A mythical creature that is known for its transformative abilities and its lack of identification. It can change its body functions (thus form) by will. Like all living creatures, it is endangered by human's constant dissatisfaction and idiocrasy. It lives in urban and wild habitats all around the world. There is also a probability that it can survive the vacuum of space with some believing that it can also live outside the earth. Scientists from all around the world are trying to determine its primary form, habits, gender, and language but with no luck. The biggest part of the scientific society believes it to be a ternary creature of the fourth dimension. Herhimit's existence is visible through several appearances in the human culture. Many have tried to steal its identity for their advantage but with no luck. Because Herhimit will never try to persuade others of its opinion and because it is in its best interest to mock humans than gathering them under a common cause. Plus, its intelligence has the ability to penetrated all human notions and leave a sense of understanding, and curiosity without ever limiting itself to a specific agency of expression.
"Maybe the most representative concept of Herhimit's identity is the one of "Mesos" introduced by Mr. Lales"

"Herhimit doesn't want me to eat all of my food"
Herhimit by Petros Lales August 9, 2020

Herkimer High School 

Welcome to Herkimer High school located in the rapidly financially declining Herkimer New York. As you walk into this high school you have a good chance of catching a fight in one of our extremely crowded hallways. As you walk into one of our bathrooms you will automatically be hit my the smell of mango juul pods and diarrhea from the school lunches. When you open your stalls you will most likely see at least 5 kids crowded over a toilet doing hardcore drugs. You can meet our staff when you walk into their classrooms and see them having full blown mental breakdowns due to the many idiotic students at Herkimer where many think bullying is a form of humor. You have a good chance of being harassed by many of the students or even flat out ignored by the staff when you ask for help. You will most likely be screwed over by their horrible education system. You will meet many of the teachers who cannot either teach or let alone get along with the students. The wonderful people running the school seem to ignore the requests of the firing of these teachers because they’re too worried of losing money rather than their students well being. Anyway welcome to Herkimer High school where many dreams come to die!
You’re from Herkimer High school wow you must be retarded!

Not to much on her/him/them

stop talking about them
random boy: They ugly asf

me: Not to much on her/him/them
<MC|Scoot> did the herhies not shimmy correctly? <MC|JoeW3rk> no, the herhies were perfect
herhies by Lambadomy April 21, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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