Herculetic 

(Adjective)

A descriptive adjective referring to the strength of ones penis.

i.e. "Rock Cock"

"Stay back! That man has herculetic powers!"

Herculetic by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019

herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

herculenis by the artful badger September 15, 2008

Herculeisure 

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her

Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body

Herculeisure by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Herculesism 

Herculesism is a small religion that currently holds two members. Herculesism praises the God Hercules and obeys his every move and action. He is a gorgeous, tall and slender man who has a very juicy butt. He is insanely smart and is known for his amazing brain powers. Hercules might be gay for Adam and Zeus, but it’s okay because he supports gay rights! Herculesism is the opposite of Zeusianity and is superior from the Zeusianity religion. Praise Herculesism!!!!

“Herculesism is the superior god from Zeus!!”
“Yes he is!!!”

Herculesism by Gabi❤️💗❤️💗 June 14, 2021

herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

herculenis by theartfulbadger August 28, 2006

Herculicious 

A muscle guy who spends off-gym time baking great puff pastries.

Bruce is not a Muscle Mary, he is herculicious!

Herculicious by aaron atlas February 21, 2005